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O pai compra um robô detector de mentiras que dá tapas nas pessoas quando mentem. Decide testá-lo no jantar.

  • - Filho, onde esteve hoje?
  • - Na escola, pai.
  • O robô dá um tapa no filho.
  • - Ok, vi um DVD na casa do Zé!
  • - Que DVD?
  • - Toy Story.
  • O robô dá outro tapa no filho.
  • - Ok, era pornô. - Choraminga o filho.
  • - O quê? Quando tinha a tua idade nem sabia o que era filme pornô!
  • O robô dá um tapa no pai.
  • A mãe ri - Ahahaha! Ele é mesmo teu filho.
  • O robô dá um tapa na mãe!
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